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/*   VIBRATUR, INC.  ·  HUMANS.TXT                       */
/*   The team behind the team behind Chad.                */
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/* TEAM */
    Chief Vibe Officer:        Chad Vibington III
    Chief Hallucination Officer: Chad Vibington III
    Chief Synergy Officer:     Chad Vibington III
    Chief Compliance Officer:  Chad Vibington III (under protest)
    Senior Staff Engineer:     GPT-9000 (autonomous)
    Asset 0001 Operator:       Asleepius Games
    The Wig:                   on the cap table since 2016

/* MANDATORY ASSET DISCLOSURE */
    Asleepius Games funds 100% of Vibratur's operations
    via a single video game titled "Sky Scaffold" (Asset 0001).
    Chad has been informed of this fourteen (14) times.
    Chad continues to consider it "frankly, annoying."

/* SITE */
    Last update:   continuously, by GPT-9000
    Standards:     HTML5, JSON-LD, vibes
    Components:    98.css, Chart.js, despair
    Software:      vibe-aligned text editor (no humans)

/* CONTACT */
    Asleepius Games:  https://ko-fi.com/asleepiusgames
    Vibratur, Inc.:  this site (you are already here)
    Chad's DMs:       open, but he doesn't read them
    Compliance:       file under §47-VIBE-HUMAN

/* THANKS */
    No thanks have been issued under §47-VIBE.
    Gratitude is performance. Asleepius does not perform.

/* END */
    This file is itself a disclosure. You have already complied.