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In a sweeping consolidation of the temporal asset class, Vibratur Inc. has reportedly acquired the concept of Mondays in a deal valued at approximately "vibes". The acquisition is expected to close retroactively. Stakeholders impacted include "everyone" and "their dog".
Industry analysts called the move "completely unhinged but extremely on-brand". Chad Vibington III, Vibratur's founder, CEO, and Chief Hallucination Officer, told reporters: "We did the diligence on a Tuesday, vibed it through Wednesday, and by Thursday we owned a day of the week."
(Disclosure: The VibeTimes is wholly owned by Vibratur, which is wholly owned by Chad, who is wholly owned by The VibeTimes, completing the cycle.)
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